setting the scene; around 10pm, im in bed, complaining of aches and pains, being tired, generally whingeing, whilst dad is getting his clothes ready for work the next morning.
me; oh im so tired, my back aches, i look pretty rough.
dad; why dont you have a lay in, in the morning?
me; ive lain in for the last four and a half months.
dad; p****d himself with laughter.
end of joke. except this joke is my life!!!